Internationally published award-winning author Kris Tualla (see "We're Following" at the right) wants to contribute these timeless gems to "Things Worship Leaders should never say." I hope her wit brings a smile to your face.
“…go past the room where the Library used to be ….” and stop before you get to where the new nursery is going to be.
"Thank you for choosing to worship with us today" because we know our service doesn't conflict with Game Time.
"Please fill out your communication card so we can know you are here" - and if you aren't here, could you please indicate that on the back?
"If you’re here today (SEE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS) and you want to know more..." then I guess I'll keep talking. If not, wave your hands and we'll adjourn to watch the game.
"Let’s do some more worship" because we have a measurable quota to get through and we can't measure silence.
"As we begin this morning….” What are all you people doing in my bedroom???
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